i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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