It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
