I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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