I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You were trust falling into bushes
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