no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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