You really coming over, don't trick.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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