The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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