So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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