When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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