then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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