Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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