glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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