But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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