bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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