Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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