some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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