Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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