loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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