yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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