Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
