You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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