how can u be prego again
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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