new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
