the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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