Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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