So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I can't turn off my feet"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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