Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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