hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
did i just pee glitter
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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