Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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