my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just fell off a train. Bad.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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