THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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