no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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