let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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