I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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