why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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