so explain again why im purple
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So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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