his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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