Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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