Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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