Your dad touched me again.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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