You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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