I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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