I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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