Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
either way he was missing a nipple.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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