No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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