And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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