i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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