I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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