This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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