I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Girls should come with a carfax report
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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