I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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