mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I have post one night stand depression
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