Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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