You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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