oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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