We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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