OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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