girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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